Dear Paula Abdul,
I will forever regret my decision to not bother you for a picture while you did some holiday shopping. If I'd known the paparazzi were going to appear out of nowhere a few minutes after I spotted you, I would have never fretted so much about revealing your identity to all the holiday shoppers in the bookstore! I'm always too polite for my own good! On a side note, you are the tiniest and cutest little thing ever! Merry Christmas!

Forever your girl,
Ashley