Dear Lady with the Stinky Feet at the Del Mar Fair,

Please allow me to explain something to you that perhaps no one has ever shared with you before. Your feet smell... really really bad. So bad, in fact, that while you assaulted our nostrils, Anthony, Garrett, Sean, and I decided (between gasps for air) that the smell of your feet closely resembles the stench of spoiled dairy products. We literally thought that the farm animals had gotten out of their exhibit before we recognized your feet as the culprit. For this reason, you should never again take your shoes off in public and air your sweaty rotten dairy feet on the seats when others in close proximity are trying to take in a nice hypnotist show. Having said that, I have a summer reading suggestion for you...

I hope it will help you to find your common courtesy.
Just doing my part...

xoxo,
Ashley